so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I forget how to act sober
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
