Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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