The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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