My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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