When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
