party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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