Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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