There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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