I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize