I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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