im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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