Everything about him screamed your future.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Randomize