so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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