Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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