I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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