And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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