what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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