remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
How's work?
Spinning.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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