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Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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