If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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