come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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