Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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