He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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