its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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