There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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