my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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