maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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