I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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