found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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