I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
