I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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