She announced her abortion via fbk
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
