Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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