Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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