I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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