You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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