hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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