dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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