Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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