Porn is love you can see.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
His hands were made for my vagina.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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