he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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