i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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