Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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