what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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