Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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