drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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