I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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