As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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