I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
