Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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