Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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