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she kept yelling 'call me bella'

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(276): View more from Virginia

Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck

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(860): View more from Connecticut

They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.

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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.

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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face

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(519): View more from Ontario

He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them

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Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.

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