I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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