was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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