where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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